Saturday, 31 December 2011
Giveaway on Brie's Behind Closed Doors Blog
Brie is giving away Eden Gift Certificates, as well as a bonus item, on her very naughty blog. Go for the contest - stay for the gorgeous erotic and pornographic photography. Love it!
Friday, 30 December 2011
Review: Tantus O2 Mark Dildo
Mark - the average guy who rocks my world
I wasn't looking for a porn star when I selected the Tantus O2 Mark. What I got was the shy looking boy next door who is a tiger in the bedroom. I love Mark's feel, his size, his versatility, and being able to pretend that he's my very own cock. I have other silicone toys, and was skeptical that a silicone dildo could feel realistic, but Mark has made a believer out of me. He's my new best friend in the bedroom, and I can't wait to introduce him to my boyfriend!
Pros:
- Average size
- Extremely versatile
- Realistic dual-density feel
- 100% Silicone safety
Cons:
- Average size
- Cream color is unrealistic
Verdict: 5 out of 5 stars
Or follow past the jump to see all the photos!
Thursday, 29 December 2011
Pleasurists 161

fetish the new reality by cub69
Did you miss Pleasurists 160? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 162? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday January 1st, 2012 @ 11:59pm Pacific.
Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Tingle Me Giveaway Deadline: December 29th.
- Tantus Cush Giveaway! Deadline: December 31st.
- Giveaway- Kiki vibe by PicoBong Deadline: December 31st.
- Win Your Choice of a LELO Insignia SenseMotion Toy or a Picobong Toy! Deadline: January 9th.
Scarlet Lotus
On to the reviews:
Tantus Cush Givaway
Blue Karen wants to hear what perverted things you'd do with the Tantus O2 Cush she's giving away.
How would you use it if you won? In a harness? Freehand? With a partner or solo? When it's 100% silicone, you have so many more options for playing and sharing. Click on over and enter today!
How would you use it if you won? In a harness? Freehand? With a partner or solo? When it's 100% silicone, you have so many more options for playing and sharing. Click on over and enter today!
Thursday, 22 December 2011
And The Winner Is…
And The Winner Is…
ME!
omgomgomg SOOOOO excited! I just won the RodeoH harness that BeanFiddler was giving away! I can't wait for it to arrive. I hope it and my Tantus O2 Mark get along well.
ME!
omgomgomg SOOOOO excited! I just won the RodeoH harness that BeanFiddler was giving away! I can't wait for it to arrive. I hope it and my Tantus O2 Mark get along well.
Thank you, BeanFiddler!
Tuesday, 20 December 2011
RodeoH Giveaway
BeanFiddler is giving away a RodeoH strap on brief to one lucky winner. Contest is open worldwide and can be found here. Deadline is December 22, so hurry!
Pleasurists 160

Whitney Bee 1 by barelight
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.
Did you miss Pleasurists 159? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 161? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday December 25th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Naughty for Christmas Giveaway Deadline: December 21st @ 12:01am Eastern.
- RodeoH Giveaway Deadline: December 22nd.
- Win a Luxury Sex Toy Every Day with the Lovehoney Advent Calendar! Deadline: Daily winner until December 24th.
- Holiday Vibrator Giveaway Deadline: December 25th.
- Tingle Me Giveaway Deadline: December 29th.
Scarlet Lotus
On to the reviews:
Friday, 16 December 2011
Review: Improved Lelo Mia in Black
Rating:
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Vroom:
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Bee:
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Improved Mia: The Best Travel Vibe Anywhere
The improved Mia is an excellent little clit vibe and the perfect vibrator for those times when you need to be discreet. But even at home where I have no need for privacy, I find myself reaching for this as one of my two go-to vibes when I need a quickie (the other being the Lelo Lily). It provides great pinpoint vibration, and when combined with an orgasm balm on my clit, will have me curling my toes in minutes. I love it!
Published: December 12, 2011
Pros:
Quiet and Discreet
Powerful, Pinpoint Vibrations
Customizable
USB Rechargeable
Powerful, Pinpoint Vibrations
Customizable
USB Rechargeable
Cons:
Low charge duration
A little fiddly to reach the patterned vibrations
A little fiddly to reach the patterned vibrations
Verdict: 5 out of 5 stars
Review: Evolved Bottle Rocket Apollo
Discreet massager by Evolved Material: Plastic Safety: $19.99 | ||
Rating: | Vroom: | Bee: |
Great starter vibe for beginners. Great back-up vibe for toy connoisseurs.
I love luxury vibes, but someone starting out needs quality options at a lower price point. I would never recommend a beginner use a poor quality or low powered option, as it might put them off sex toys forever. The Bottle Rocket line by Evolved is a great choice for beginners. I've culled most of the cheap toys from my collection, but Apollo is still in my naughty drawer because I still use it. It's a great value, and I think highly of it.Published: December 13, 2011
Pros:
Affordable,quality starter vibe
AA batteries
Waterproof
Friendly appearance
AA batteries
Waterproof
Friendly appearance
Cons:
Only one speed
Verdict: 5 out of 5 stars
Review: Durex Play Utopia (sold as Durex Play O in the UK)
From the moment I first started using Durex Utopia, I decided I would not be without it, no matter how much it cost me. At the time, I didn't know how long that tiny bottle would last, but hoped to get 3 months out of it. That it has lasted so much longer is a happy bonus for me, and I consider it worth every penny. The main downside of it is that it doesn't work for every woman, and there's really no way to know if it will be amazing for you or not until you try.
Durex Utopia is an amazing product in a tiny bottle. The secret ingredient is L-Arginine, which relaxes the blood vessels and increases the blood flow. I have a small, tucked away clit, so anything I can do to encourage it to come out and play is a good thing. I like to put on a dab of Utopia, and then use a nipple sucker just over the clit. The combination is almost enough to make me come by itself!
The bottle is small - please make sure you check the 'actual product size' before you buy! You don't want to expect something large. However, a little goes a long way. I am not at all stingy with my use of it. I pretty much use it 2-3 times a week, slathering it over my labia and clit, reapplying whenever I feel the urge, and it has lasted 8 months so far. It's getting close to the bottom of the bottle, but I expect at least a month's more of orgasms out of it.
The way it feels for me, is that it makes my clit and labia more sensitive and more engorged with blood. It can act as a short cut if I'm not particularly in the mood, to go from 0 to 'do me now!' in a quick time. If I'm already in the mood, then it just makes everything better.
That being said, it really does not work for everyone. This is a product that will work with your body or it won't. I don't know enough about the mechanisms to say, but my completely uninformed guess is that for some people, their clits are relaxed enough already and the L-Arginine is just not going to do much. So keep in mind that this product may simply not work for you.
But if it does... oh boy! It's amazing when it does! For me it makes clitoral orgasms faster, harder, and longer. I find it especially ideal during toy sex, with a pinpoint vibe. With intercourse or G-spot toys, the sensations are too diffuse for it to really be noticed as much. If you like to use a vibe on your clit during intercourse, you may find this an exciting add on.
I would not recommend using it in the bath or shower, as it would likely wash away. I did a taste test (For SCIENCE!) and found that it has no real flavor, but it does make the tongue tingly. It could be fun to try during cunnilingus, if your partner doesn't mind the tongue sensations.
Ingredients
Water, Propylene Glycol, Arginine, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Lactic Acid, PEG-40, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Flavor, Isopulegol, Methylparaben
Safety
One warning I would like to add, in addition to checking the ingredients for anything you are allergic or sensitive to: Please do a tiny patch test on your inner labia before using it too generously, just in case it burns. This should probably be a warning for any product that goes near your sensitive bits, such as lube or shaving gel, but particularly for orgasm aids, since their sensation enhancing ingredients can be actively painful to some women. I have never heard of Durex Utopia doing this to someone, as it isn't one of the products that contains capsaicin, but it's far better to be safe when it comes to your clitoris.
Personal Experience
My boyfriend loves the possibilities of this for BDSM play, as having me aroused and unable to do anything about it is one of our favourite games. Putting on a bit of gel, and then getting dressed to go out for dinner, for example, is quite a tease, and means that I'm already hot even before he starts whispering naughty things to me. I also found it helpful during a phase where a prescription drug was causing me to have trouble getting aroused.
Overall, my favourite use of this is for quickie masturbation sessions with a clit vibe. When I'm not into getting out the insertable toys, and just want something I can be done with quickly in ten minutes, Utopia and a pinpoint clit vibe is all I need. When I travelled to spend time with my parents for a few weeks for a visit, I was able to discreetly use the Mia vibe and the Durex Utopia for quickie sessions with no one the wiser. The bottle went through airport security without so much as a raised eyebrow, and the Utopia gel made my sessions fast enough that I never had to worry about someone knocking on my door at a really awkward time.
In the UK, you can purchase Durex Play-O from Lovehoney or SexToys.co.uk.
In the US, you can buy from Lovehoney's US site.
Durex Utopia is an amazing product in a tiny bottle. The secret ingredient is L-Arginine, which relaxes the blood vessels and increases the blood flow. I have a small, tucked away clit, so anything I can do to encourage it to come out and play is a good thing. I like to put on a dab of Utopia, and then use a nipple sucker just over the clit. The combination is almost enough to make me come by itself!
The bottle is small - please make sure you check the 'actual product size' before you buy! You don't want to expect something large. However, a little goes a long way. I am not at all stingy with my use of it. I pretty much use it 2-3 times a week, slathering it over my labia and clit, reapplying whenever I feel the urge, and it has lasted 8 months so far. It's getting close to the bottom of the bottle, but I expect at least a month's more of orgasms out of it.
The way it feels for me, is that it makes my clit and labia more sensitive and more engorged with blood. It can act as a short cut if I'm not particularly in the mood, to go from 0 to 'do me now!' in a quick time. If I'm already in the mood, then it just makes everything better.
That being said, it really does not work for everyone. This is a product that will work with your body or it won't. I don't know enough about the mechanisms to say, but my completely uninformed guess is that for some people, their clits are relaxed enough already and the L-Arginine is just not going to do much. So keep in mind that this product may simply not work for you.
But if it does... oh boy! It's amazing when it does! For me it makes clitoral orgasms faster, harder, and longer. I find it especially ideal during toy sex, with a pinpoint vibe. With intercourse or G-spot toys, the sensations are too diffuse for it to really be noticed as much. If you like to use a vibe on your clit during intercourse, you may find this an exciting add on.
I would not recommend using it in the bath or shower, as it would likely wash away. I did a taste test (For SCIENCE!) and found that it has no real flavor, but it does make the tongue tingly. It could be fun to try during cunnilingus, if your partner doesn't mind the tongue sensations.
Ingredients
Water, Propylene Glycol, Arginine, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Lactic Acid, PEG-40, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Flavor, Isopulegol, Methylparaben
Safety
One warning I would like to add, in addition to checking the ingredients for anything you are allergic or sensitive to: Please do a tiny patch test on your inner labia before using it too generously, just in case it burns. This should probably be a warning for any product that goes near your sensitive bits, such as lube or shaving gel, but particularly for orgasm aids, since their sensation enhancing ingredients can be actively painful to some women. I have never heard of Durex Utopia doing this to someone, as it isn't one of the products that contains capsaicin, but it's far better to be safe when it comes to your clitoris.
Personal Experience
My boyfriend loves the possibilities of this for BDSM play, as having me aroused and unable to do anything about it is one of our favourite games. Putting on a bit of gel, and then getting dressed to go out for dinner, for example, is quite a tease, and means that I'm already hot even before he starts whispering naughty things to me. I also found it helpful during a phase where a prescription drug was causing me to have trouble getting aroused.
Overall, my favourite use of this is for quickie masturbation sessions with a clit vibe. When I'm not into getting out the insertable toys, and just want something I can be done with quickly in ten minutes, Utopia and a pinpoint clit vibe is all I need. When I travelled to spend time with my parents for a few weeks for a visit, I was able to discreetly use the Mia vibe and the Durex Utopia for quickie sessions with no one the wiser. The bottle went through airport security without so much as a raised eyebrow, and the Utopia gel made my sessions fast enough that I never had to worry about someone knocking on my door at a really awkward time.
In the UK, you can purchase Durex Play-O from Lovehoney or SexToys.co.uk.
In the US, you can buy from Lovehoney's US site.
5 out of 5 stars
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Review: Bullet Proof Tie-Release Teddy
Teddy and stockings set by Fantasy Lingerie Material: Nylon / Satin / Polyester |
Verdict: 5 out of 5 stars
Summary
I absolutely love this piece. I feel sexy in it, and I love the roleplay possibilities. The design is so clever that it can work with most body shapes, and the open back means there's no interruption in moving from roleplay to sex. I sound like I'm gushing, but I really can't say enough good about this teddy. I am thrilled with it.
Pros
Sexy theme
Open backed / Crotchless
Easy fit
Open backed / Crotchless
Easy fit
Cons
Elastic is very slightly itchy? Seriously, that's the only con I can think of!
Read the full review here.
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Review: Lycra and Lace Ribbon Dress
This is a hot little number that is well worth the price. The fabric feels lovely and the design is great. Just make sure to check the sizing charts carefully and allow a few extra inches in the belly and hips if you have bulges you don't want to show off!
Published: December 10, 2011
Pros:
Gorgeous lace
Great fitting bodice
Unique waistline feature
Great fitting bodice
Unique waistline feature
Cons:
Snug in the belly
No built in bust support
No built in bust support
Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Congratulations to Lucid Obsessions!
200 reviews! Wow! I don't know how many I've written - I've reviewed on 3 different retailer sites, as well as on this blog - but I don't think I've approached 200. Darn you, now I have to go and count!
Anyway, Lucid has an amazing giveaway to celebrate her milestone. There are 26 prizes to give away, and I guarantee you'll find something there that will make you go Ooooo! Just over half are for US only, but there are some prizes available worldwide, so there really is something for everyone here.
These are the prizes I'm entered for, all of which are available to UK winners:
Lelo SenseMotion Lyla
Eden Fantasys Gift card £25
Liberator Decor Wedge
Rianne S Matryoshka
MyFixation Couples Vibrator
Tantus Flex
I have seen and lusted after all of these, except for the My Fixation one, which is a new brand to me.
Anyway, congratulations, Lucid, and I hope to catch up to you soon.
Anyway, Lucid has an amazing giveaway to celebrate her milestone. There are 26 prizes to give away, and I guarantee you'll find something there that will make you go Ooooo! Just over half are for US only, but there are some prizes available worldwide, so there really is something for everyone here.
These are the prizes I'm entered for, all of which are available to UK winners:
Lelo SenseMotion Lyla
Eden Fantasys Gift card £25
Liberator Decor Wedge
Rianne S Matryoshka
MyFixation Couples Vibrator
Tantus Flex
I have seen and lusted after all of these, except for the My Fixation one, which is a new brand to me.
Anyway, congratulations, Lucid, and I hope to catch up to you soon.
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