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#WickedWednesday - So I Asked SilverHubby About Orgasms

And this is what he said ...

Orgasms, eh? We're lucky in that we can orgasm simultaneously 99% of the time, which always adds to the experience [understatement alert].

I shall do my usual flying off at a tangent (the only way to get off the Oxford ring road incidentally) with this and describes our various types of orgasms as I experience or witness them:

Silverdrop's:

• The "Fuck me!" orgasm. Sometimes, well quite often actually, Silverdrop will repeat this phrase over and over when she's getting close-ish to orgasm. It usually results in me fucking her really hard - which she likes rather a lot.
• The Dirty Talking orgasm. This one happens often, frequently combined with one of the others. It usually starts with me weaving a verbal fantasy about what a slut SD is (meant in a 100% positive way) and how many people are watching/waiting/joining in her performance. At some point, she will join in this word-weaving, to our mutual pleasure.
• The Agreeable orgasm. These aren't as common as they used to be - perhaps because SD is less agreeable and more of a bitch these days LOL. You know the one I mean - where your partner says "Yes!" repetitively as they're coming.
• The Anal orgasm. This is a hard one to describe. Silverdrop is typically quieter but more intense when having orgasms through anal sex - which we aren't at all interested in, as our faithful reader knows.
• The G Spot orgasm. These orgasms often result in me having to hold SD down to the bed - they get physical with writhing and other fun stuff. If my cock is inside her at the time, it makes for an interesting ride.
• The End of the World orgasm. These are the ones where we worry about the neighbours calling the cops. SD is naturally a screamer during her biggest orgasms. We often have to use my hand or the pillow to muffle her. They always trigger a massive (and noisy) orgasm from me, too.

SilverHubby's:

• The Dirty Talking orgasm. Same as Silverdrop's above.
• The "I'm coming!" orgasm. I do not think about the noises I'm making or the things I'm saying during sex typically - it's natural, not an act. I have noticed, although it was SD who pointed it out to me first, that I often say "I'm coming!" just before I do. SD laughingly points out that, except for anal, she can always tell when I'm about to explode, whatever we're doing.
• The growling/Taz orgasm. SD likens me to Taz, the cartoon character, for our own silly reasons. Anyway, I often growl during sex, particularly when it's rough, hard and fast. I lose all words and go to what I think of as the animal place, often using SD purely for my own pleasure. Of course, being a submissive masochist, SD rather likes this about me.
• The Oh That Was a Surprise orgasm. These usually happen when we're doing something new. The first time SD pegged me, my first prostate orgasm are two examples. SD tells me my noises then sound almost surprised in nature. Which is probably true, as my brain very actively processes new information as it tries to decide what to do with it, and whether it likes it or not.
• Which is different to the "That jumped out from behind a rock!" orgasm. I am 52 now, and while my libido has only reduced slightly with age, my ability to have many orgasms per session is almost gone  :(  Sometimes, even though I am feeling intense pleasure from whatever we are doing, it feels like there will be no orgasms forthcoming (which is ok, our sex has never been orgasm-centric anyway). However, at these times, an orgasm sometimes explodes out of me with little or no warning. Typically, one of us will then say "That jumped out from behind a rock!"

Previous posts from So I asked SilverHubby here. 

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#TMITuesday - Navigating Sex

1. Answer Yes or No:
I Regret My First Kiss
Silverdrop (SD): Yes - I regret that I didn't have it sooner.
SilverHubby (SH): No.

I Miss My First Love
Silverdrop (SD): No.
SilverHubby (SH): No.

I Married My First Love
Silverdrop (SD): Yes.
SilverHubby (SH): No.

I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me
Silverdrop (SD): No.
SilverHubby (SH): No.

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?
Silverdrop (SD): I would prefer a completely open relationship, but SilverHubby is monogamish.
SilverHubby (SH): I am monogamish i.e. a primary partner, with occasional guest stars.


3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!
Silverdrop (SD): This might sound crazy, but I tend to go with honestly saying "I'm kind of tired now" and having a conversation that might end up with us cuddling or him masturbating or us having gentle penetrative sex. Communication: It works!
SilverHubby (SH): C is the closest, as I am almost always up for sex. 


4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?
Silverdrop (SD): See last week's TMITuesday.
SilverHubby (SH): Let me put it like this: A couple of nights ago, I was horny and Silverdrop was way too tired. She said to me, 'Do you need a wank tonight?' and then held me while I did. So no, she doesn't mind.


5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner
Silverdrop (SD): Now that I have fibromyalgia, our typical sexual romp is somewhat gentle sex in spoon style with loads of dirty talk to help us make up for the fact that we can't carry out a lot of the more physically demanding kinky stuff we used to do. But we're always up for trying new toys and working out new ways of accommodating our ageing bodies.
SilverHubby (SH): I don't think we've ever had a "typical" sexual romp. We've always been very inventive, even now with our joint disabilities, our sex life is not particularly predictable and certainly not tame. So none of these answers are applicable to us.


Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.
Silverdrop (SD): Last Thursday was pretty good. SilverHubby used his Fleshlight while I used my Lovehoney Flash vibe, and we talked dirty to each other while doing it. Was it the best? I don't really keep score.
SilverHubby (SH): I am not sure I have a single 'best ever' masturbation experience. However, there have been a number of memorable ones. For example: Silverdrop, who had never encountered an uncut cock before mine, was rather nervous about masturbating me. The first time she tried is seriously, she got it perfect first time - like she'd been doing it all her life. That was memorable for both of us.

So I asked SilverHubby About The ABC and 123 of Himself

And this is what he said:-

This post was inspired by Rebel (couldn't find her entry, but I'm sure I read it at some point) and Molly's.

A: Anal - love it.

B: Bisexual. Breast man. Bondage.

C: Cute (not in looks - but other ways, according to Silverdrop and a gaggle of other subs I have known - I deny everything). Caring. Cunnilinguist - or is that 'cunning linguist' - I get so confused).

D: Dimples (according to Silverdrop - again, I deny everything). Dom for as long as I can remember. Disabled - have been for several years.

E: Envy - as a young man, I used to envy what 'things' others had - life has changed me that way and made things a lot simpler and more chilled out.

F: Fools - I do not suffer them gladly (especially if I have been a fool).

G: Giving. G spot - love exploring Silverdrop's hyper-sensitive one.

H: Honourable. Hairy. Humorous. Hands - I'm very good with them (SD loves my hands).

I: Introverts - still learning to understand them - Silverdrop is one.

J: Jealousy - something I felt greatly when much younger, but is almost completely dealt with now.

K: Kinky. Keeper (Silverdrop).

L: Loving. Laughter - lots of it in my life.

M: Melt - what I do inside when Silverdrop gives me that smile that's only for me and lights up the room with it.

N: Non-judgemental.

O: Oral sex - love giving and receiving.

P: Pansexual i.e. I don't care what biological and emotional 'bits' you come with - if we like each other enough to want to get physical, I'll work with whatever you've got. Pain - my constant companion. Pegging - love it. Performer - I'm an extrovert. Penis - love 'em, especially mine.

Q: Queer - I like men as much as women sexually.

R: Romantic - incurably so.

S: Sadist, stick - I walk with one, sharing - I do.

T: Thoughtful.

U: Understanding.

V: Vain - so not me.

W: Wanking - love it.

X: X-rated - many of my thoughts.

Y: Yeharrgh! One of my reactions (sometimes internally, sometimes not) when I see SD naked/part naked/think about her naked ... you get the picture.

Z: Zero tolerance for injustice.



0. The number of times I've used illegal drugs.

1. Soulmate - Silverdrop. Doesn't mean we don't want playmates. Also the number of males lovers I've had - but I'm open to offers.

2. Marriages. The number of times I've been to San Francisco's wonderful Folsom Street Fair. The number of subs I have lead around the streets of NYC in a collar and leash.

3. People who I have truly loved.

4. Number of times I've been close to death - my own death.

5. The number of countries I've worked in. The first digit of my age.

6. One of the numbers  on our car registration.

7. The most orgasms I ever had during one play session (I was much younger).

8. How old I was when I discovered touching my cock felt good.

9. Years of military service.

#SinfulSunday - Waiting With Cold Feet

This shot was taken a few years ago (short hair at one end, none at the other).  :)

SilverHubby Likes to ge me trussed up and then leave me for an undetermined (by no-time-sense-me anyway) amount of time to 'stew' in my thoughts. I am usually very wet by the time he returns and actually touches me - "Like a hot knife through butter." is one phrase he has used for just how easily I can be penetrated at these times.

I get cold feet!

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#SomethingfortheWeekend

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This was taken some years ago - my hair was a lot shorter then.

Posing for SilverHubby

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