#Boobday

Forgot to e-mail this to Hyacinth, so it won't appear on the Boobday page, but go check it out anyway.

My state of (undress) on the phone to SilverHubby back when we were LDR.

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#SinfulSunday - Roundup

Hey!  We made Molly's Sinful Sunday round up this week. And to think you guys used to know us before we were famous!  :)

It was for this post.

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#WickedWednesday - So I Asked SilverHubby About Our Wedding Bouquet

And this is what he said ...

Pink Tulips. 

write from the point of view of a wedding bouquet

Specifically, I am writing as if the bouquet could talk to Silverdrop, my wife and soulmate.

There I was, an inexpensive bouquet of pink tulips, sitting with many others in a Tescos superstore that morning. There were so many things I didn't know.

I didn't know that the man who was going to become your husband later that day had decided on the spur of the moment to rush out and buy you a bouquet because, although your wedding was a simple and inexpensive civil ceremony, he wanted you to have flowers.

I didn't know that I would be the bouquet he chose, because he had always loved tulips and my particular shade of pink reminded him of your nipples and those soft velvety lips between your legs that he so loves to explore with hands, mouth, tongue and cock.

I didn't know that I would see tears in his eyes during the ceremony as you read your personal statement, nor that he had told you some weeks before that he would be so emotional that he would barely be able to speak the formal words required and that he felt incapable of making an additional personal statement.

I didn't know that you didn't mind this, because he tells you all the time by his words and deeds how he feels about you.

I didn't know that I would sit in a vase on your dressing table that night and watch you fall asleep in each other's arms, so exhausted from the emotions of the day that you couldn't make love.

But I did know that, long after I was gone, and you became increasingly bed bound, that he would often bring pink tulips home, to remind you of that day, and what you still mean to each other.

Previous posts from So I asked SilverHubby here. 

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#SinfulSunday - Like my new one-cup bra?

This shot was also taken a few years ago - like last week's Sinful Sunday, Waiting With Cold Feet.

I like to surprise SilverHubby when he comes home/walks in from the shower etc. This worked as a not-even-slightly-subtle-way of asking him for some pain play. The tails on this cat are soft suede and feel amazing-ish.  ;)

I wasn't topping from the bottom here (or at other times) - SilverHubby sometimes says "No!" and does whateverthehell he wants to do.

I don't do subtle.

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Would Sir or Madam Like A Little Something for the Weekend?

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#BOOBDAY

Flashing SIlverHubby from the laundry room of our old apartment.

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#WickedWednesday - So I Asked SilverHubby About Orgasms

And this is what he said ...

Orgasms, eh? We're lucky in that we can orgasm simultaneously 99% of the time, which always adds to the experience [understatement alert].

I shall do my usual flying off at a tangent (the only way to get off the Oxford ring road incidentally) with this and describes our various types of orgasms as I experience or witness them:

Silverdrop's:

• The "Fuck me!" orgasm. Sometimes, well quite often actually, Silverdrop will repeat this phrase over and over when she's getting close-ish to orgasm. It usually results in me fucking her really hard - which she likes rather a lot.
• The Dirty Talking orgasm. This one happens often, frequently combined with one of the others. It usually starts with me weaving a verbal fantasy about what a slut SD is (meant in a 100% positive way) and how many people are watching/waiting/joining in her performance. At some point, she will join in this word-weaving, to our mutual pleasure.
• The Agreeable orgasm. These aren't as common as they used to be - perhaps because SD is less agreeable and more of a bitch these days LOL. You know the one I mean - where your partner says "Yes!" repetitively as they're coming.
• The Anal orgasm. This is a hard one to describe. Silverdrop is typically quieter but more intense when having orgasms through anal sex - which we aren't at all interested in, as our faithful reader knows.
• The G Spot orgasm. These orgasms often result in me having to hold SD down to the bed - they get physical with writhing and other fun stuff. If my cock is inside her at the time, it makes for an interesting ride.
• The End of the World orgasm. These are the ones where we worry about the neighbours calling the cops. SD is naturally a screamer during her biggest orgasms. We often have to use my hand or the pillow to muffle her. They always trigger a massive (and noisy) orgasm from me, too.

SilverHubby's:

• The Dirty Talking orgasm. Same as Silverdrop's above.
• The "I'm coming!" orgasm. I do not think about the noises I'm making or the things I'm saying during sex typically - it's natural, not an act. I have noticed, although it was SD who pointed it out to me first, that I often say "I'm coming!" just before I do. SD laughingly points out that, except for anal, she can always tell when I'm about to explode, whatever we're doing.
• The growling/Taz orgasm. SD likens me to Taz, the cartoon character, for our own silly reasons. Anyway, I often growl during sex, particularly when it's rough, hard and fast. I lose all words and go to what I think of as the animal place, often using SD purely for my own pleasure. Of course, being a submissive masochist, SD rather likes this about me.
• The Oh That Was a Surprise orgasm. These usually happen when we're doing something new. The first time SD pegged me, my first prostate orgasm are two examples. SD tells me my noises then sound almost surprised in nature. Which is probably true, as my brain very actively processes new information as it tries to decide what to do with it, and whether it likes it or not.
• Which is different to the "That jumped out from behind a rock!" orgasm. I am 52 now, and while my libido has only reduced slightly with age, my ability to have many orgasms per session is almost gone  :(  Sometimes, even though I am feeling intense pleasure from whatever we are doing, it feels like there will be no orgasms forthcoming (which is ok, our sex has never been orgasm-centric anyway). However, at these times, an orgasm sometimes explodes out of me with little or no warning. Typically, one of us will then say "That jumped out from behind a rock!"

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